Two real cats. One shared dream.
Unlimited popcorn.
Every night, Katya and Pips fall asleep on the sofa and share the same ridiculous dream. Dentists. Cowboys. Robot butlers. Secret agents. A cursed Friday the 13th. We just film the snoring and show you what's inside the bubble.
Katya
PipsIt's science. Cat science. Please do not check our working.
Two real cats, one robot, one geometry problem, and a lot of very cheap casting. (Yes, Pips plays three roles. Budget cuts.)
REAL CAT · age 3Runs the entire house from a nap. Gives very important orders, then falls asleep halfway through them. Famous for The Stare, which has made at least one vacuum cleaner apologise.
REAL CAT · age 1A sweet little chaos machine who never means it. Wants to know what EVERYTHING does. Has unrolled 47 rolls of toilet paper, purely for research.
EVIL TWIN · played by PipsPips' evil twin from the other side of the mirror. Has a brilliant plan to rule the house (and the butter). The plan always fails, usually because Pips accidentally ruins it by being nice.
ROBOT · 7% batteryDoes exactly what you say, not what you mean. Asked to "fetch the paper", he brought 47 rolls of toilet paper. (Pips was very proud of him.)
8 FACES · 8 MOODSA cat shaped like an octahedron. Can't curl up. Rolls like a dice when surprised. Turns a two-second decision into a three-hour lecture with diagrams.
GRANDMA GURU · played by PipsLives up a mountain and shares ancient wisdom. Every single piece of ancient wisdom turns out to be about snacks.
KITTEN · played by KatyaThe tiniest member of the family. Wants to be a big cat. Copies everyone, gets it all wrong, and asks "why?" until the grown-ups run out of answers. (Played by Katya, who is NOT a baby and would like that noted.)
Every episode so far, newest first. Each one gets an honest Purr-O-Meter score. A 5 is rare. Katya decides. Katya is a tough critic.
🐾 Purr-O-Meter: 1 paw = "I have seen better naps", 5 paws = "I woke up for this".
Kikika Inc. is a serious company. Board meetings are held daily on the checkered dining table and last about four seconds before everyone falls asleep.
Votes by sitting on the paperwork.
In charge of all paper. All of it. Everywhere. Unrolled.
Takes the minutes. Literally. He took all the minutes. Nobody knows what time it is now.
Frequently asked by whom? Mostly by Baby Nugget. Mostly "why?".
100% real. Real fur, real naps, real disrespect for the toilet paper. The dreams are made with a little movie magic, but the cats doing the dreaming are completely genuine and currently asleep.
We told them. Katya stared at us for eleven seconds and left the room. Pips tried to eat the mouse. The computer mouse. We are calling that a yes.
Pips plays Pips, Spip and Nana Zen. Katya plays Katya and Baby Nugget. Our casting budget is two cats and one bag of treats, and the treats have already been eaten.
Only if you are very careful with your words. Say "make me a sandwich" and he will turn you into a sandwich costume. Say "break a leg" before your school play and please, just don't.
The Pipokika Cat Emporium is under construction. Pips is in charge of the blueprints. The blueprints are currently inside a cardboard box. So is Pips.
Right here on Cat TV, and soon on YouTube too. When the channel opens, the link will appear on this page. The cats don't beg for subscribers. They have dignity. (Katya does. Pips is still looking for his.)